Oh Snap! But it's the actual devil women BEING THEMSELVES. Two demonic assets of Satan and a mindlessly idiotic news anchor, (plus introduced at the start by Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm). Why don't you time yourself and see how much of this you can watch before your gag reflex kicks in and you have to dump out. Three Lying Mice: Killery, her bastard daughter from another father, and nutcase Norah (who should have stuck to being a mannequin model). Entertaining for a few moments. Then this just becomes disgusting. Audaciously, shamelessly obscene.
BTW best screen shot of Killery's phony (witch) smile is at :29
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And btw, who did Chelsea's hair and makeup? Maybe a Republican who wanted to make her look like a scarecrow. Well, mission accomplished!
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LOL LOL LOL at 1:43 inward you can delight to Killery saying how she now likes ghetto rap artists, because The Scarecrow has 'educated her'. LOL LOL LOL (Reallly?)
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One note of concern tho... The trio all eschewed mask wearing at the deli. WHY? Are they insensitive about spreading the fake (it's not a real virus) 'virus' to others? Aren't we all supposed to still wear masks in every moment of our day forever after? Even tho they don't ACTUALLY block germs. Was the non-masking a behavior of 'Illuminati Privilege'?
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This above video is so off-putting, just to get back to a default mindset, we had to re-watch the film COYOTE UGLY.
And btw, while we're talking about some crazy things, we just wanna remind you... GERALDO (Captain Morgan) Rivera, worked for ABC TV news for a number of years. And GOT FIRED by ABC when they found he was transporting marijuana in interoffice memo pouches. So GERALDO, does not have any sense of discrimination.. Not only in news analysis of current events in today's world, but also about when to put pot in pouches or not, or when to get a haircut. Nevertheless he works cheap and shows up for work. Sooo....
Plus there's a rumor Suzanne Scott once called him: -- A more pleasant looking Soupy Sales.... We can't confirm that rumor though.
He might up FNC's interest in using him on air though, if he would 'trans'. Like keep up with trends, you know?
(You think that's mean? You should see what this hump is making in money, compared to the real value of what his contribution is worth. The only thing positive that can be said about him is that his voice is less squeaky than that of Jessica Tar'n'tobacco.)
[And speaking of Jessica Tar'n'tobacco... She's so vacuous, when they were giving out brains she thought they said trains, and she took an Amtrak to Baltimore. Which btw is pretty much the TV market she actually belongs in. And after all, that's where her LensCrafters dealer is located.]
That sassy, unfawning, disrespectful, disobedient .. KAT TIMPF says the uncomfortable challenge out loud. Can you think of another job that JOE BIDEN could hold these days, and perform the duties of... on his own?
She now confesses SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS MARRYING --actor David Paymer (THE GOOD WIFE co-star).. who's famous for that tik tok song- 'MY NET WORTH IS $82 MIL, WHO CARES IF I'M OVER THE HILL'...
As a consolation prize for losing, Liz gets to spend an evening smoking crack with Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, all 3 of Barack Obama's doubles, and the always extreeemely nervous and shady - Christopher Wray.
Take note of this, Wray says "I have nothing for you on that" as often as Karine (don't be square, I'm lesbian) Jean Pierre.
LOL, every time Wray is on Capitol hill answering questions he always sounds like a 6th grader who didn't read the book, and just skimmed thru Monarch Notes about it 30 minutes ago.
We'd love to hear Wray talking about the infraction of JAY WALKING:
"There are 3 groups of Jay Walkers. Some do it by accident because they are in a fog. Some just got the idea 3 seconds ago. And then there are those who sustainingly have the anti-government anarchist view, I can just cross when I want."
Oh yeah, and notice that Wray says his investigation (which is over 18 months old), still has not been able to answer the most basic questions.... But we should trust him heading the FBI, eh? Hey Mister Wray-Ban Glasses... David Icke was able to figure out J-6th ..in less than one day!
Wray is the shallow, devious, and narcissistic "EDDIE HASKELL" of Washington DC. He can't even fake a book report very well. When he answers senators' questions, we almost expect him to lapse into: "Well Mrs. Cleaver--"
What was the job interview like that made Trump 'see fit' to hire this nutcase? Did he simply tell Trump... 'Gee you've got a great golf swing'... Then Trump said... Thank you so much (beaming smile)-- Welcome aboard. Report to work on Monday!
And btw congratulations JOE ROGAN! For impugning the integrity of creepy Garland and creepy Wray, you are now officially dubbed (by them) as a dangerous anti-government citizenry-supremacist. (But the upside is, being a SUPREMACIST qualifies you to start a cover band specializing in Diana Ross songs)...
CRAZZZZY notwithstanding, the girl is hot... If Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were not British-cigarettes, they might wanna pass 'Medicaid for all' hoping to lure her toward RED.
And speaking of MEICAID FOR ALL, was that INLCUDED in the multi gazillion dollar reckless spending bill the Dizzy Dems just passed? ---WHAT? It wasn't? Oh gosh, it just must have slipped somebody's mind. Because you KNOW how much the Dems caaaare for PEOPLE! (well, donor-class ppl who drive expensive EV's anyway)....
And the FBI building postal address can be designated appropriately as
ONE... TERRIBLE PLACE
This idiocy of propaganda proclaiming THREATS are all over the nation about the FBI.. Oh come on- please. They are making this freaking nonsense up. LARGE NUMBER OF THREATS is about as real as twitter bot members. As real as the 19 hijackers story. And as real as (he never existed) Adam Lanza. If you can't smell this THREATS narrative as contrived psyop fakery you possibly have long covid and have lost your sense of smell. This is nonsense psyop propaganda to demonize conservatives. Just look at how the fake claim is being packaged with histrionic vague claims, and sonorous big bells and whistles. CLASSIC tell signs of a fake news psyop
Although we must admit, we thought INSECTS were only supposed to be food for Ant-eaters and Venus Fly Trap plants, plus Liz Cheney, and Adam Schiff
Be careful Greg, if Merrick 'Jed Clampett' Garland hears that you're not thrilled about living in a third world country, he might withhold hospitality from you when you come knocking for Halloween candy.
Hmm, maybe you'll just have to do a NO KNOCK raid to get the candy. But don't bring Kamala the 'Air-Waitress' with you. Her cackle will tip off that you're arriving.
And now for the RACHEL MADDOW SATIRICAL COMEDY SHOW. A real doozie of a show this time out. DeepState mouthpiece (and proud lesbiano) Rachel, interviews DeepState mouthpiece and proud homo guy Brandon (Did you say BRANDON? lol) Brandon Van Crackhead
[BTW, in all these gay pride assertions, EXACTLY what is it -they are so proud of?]
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All joking aside, it's pretty clear- the NWO DeepState is DESSSPERATELY OBSESSED WITH A PSYCHOTIC DEISRE TO INDICT TRUMP... with summmthing, ANYYYTHING.
Do listen to Rachal's video tho, it's informative. But note how much he is NOT an unbiased interviewee. HE WAS PART OF THE FREAKING MUELLER TEAM!
Oh and listen everybody, stop worrying about the invasion of illegals. THEY ALL are going to be invited to dine at Chris Cuomo's house and sleep in his garage. No stress people, HE'S GOT THIS!
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Wait wait WHAT? Laura Ingraham also DOES NOT trust the NWO DeepState? What's next for her? Doubting Hillary Clinton?
Definition of nincompoop
informal: a stupid or silly person : FOOL, SIMPLETON
illustratively:
Adam Schiff
Amber Heard
Bozo The Clown
Meanbirds
Fans of watching the Weather Channel an hour at a sitting
People who address the inflation topic saying - But EVENTUALLY, we'll all be in EV's
Nancy Pelosi
George Falapogapolous (you know, like the islands)
Anderson Pooper
Jimmy Himmler
people who proudly say I GOT MY COVID SHOTS
people who proudly say YEAH AND I'M BOOSTED TOO
people who say YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THE SCIENCE
Anyone who hates on Taylor Swift https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhAz7JU0dg
Joe Gump Biden
Uneven Stephen Coal-Bare
People who don't realize that Kammie Harris is just a really bad imitation Carmen Electra
People who watch this movie and say - Yeah, the football player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kubIMUboWs
Anyone from Wyoming with the last name Cheney
People who don't realize the WATCH MOJO announcer talks too much
Demonic Fauci
Fans of Demonic Fauci https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRNE_JYtXfc
People who still think Ellen is on the air
Anyone who works for TYT
Bill Maher 3 weeks out of the month
People who think OPEN BORDERS is no big deal
People who don't realize the George Floyd thing was a staged psyop
Anyone who works for ABC News
Anyone who works for NBC, MSNBC or LGBTQXYZ-ennnBC!
Anyone who works for CNN
begin at 2:00 -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtzmqs04YZ0
Everyone who still believes Bernie will save us
Men who concede AOC and Ana Kasparian are sexy but won't also concede the gals are lunatics
The entire on air team at GMA
The air team at TODAY show
Women who concede Chris Cuomo is good looking but won't also admit he's a smarmy creep
Revolting Chuck Todd
Fans of Revolting Chuck Todd
People who believe NYC mayor Adams is NOT an NWO puppet
People who consider Marth Raddatz a good journo
People who don't believe covid is a psyop or that 2020 was stolen, and want to just watch escapist movies https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3704428/
People who consider Lester Holt a good journo
People who think OPERATION WARP SPEED was well intentioned
People who consider Norah O'Donnell a good journo https://www.foxnews.com/media/cbs-norah-odonnell-uproar-over-tweet-fbi-trump-passports
People who think Verizon is a gosh darn good phone company, out to protect your privacy
People who like Joe and Mika
People who like Gavin Newsome because 'He has good policies'
People who don't realize we are in WW3 and the enemy is the NWO
People who don't yet realize Dagen McDowell is just fantastic https://vz.cnwimg.com/thumbc-300x300/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/GettyImages-128290551.jpg
[Hey, how did she get to meet Captain Kirk? WE haven't even met Captian Kirk yet]
People who don't yet realize Jack Keane is a corrupt NWO propagandist azzzole
People who don't realize we are under a censorship tyranny
People who think repeal of Roe v Wade was "unconstitutional"
People who think inflation is actually running at 9%, instead of realize its at 18% https://rumble.com/v1g8lo7-exposing-joe-bidens-big-inflation-lie-where-are-the-fact-checkers.html
People who still wear masks... anywhere, at any time
People who get into a bar-room argument saying - Come on David Muir is NOT gay!
Those who are STILL Fans of GW Bush, John Bolton, Bill Cosby, Al Franken and Matt Lauer
The entire staff of and all the viewers of PBS NEWSHOUR
People who don't like to binge on reruns of NEW YORK UNDERCOVER
People who believe ANYTHING the FBI utters in public statements
People who watch the J-6th show trials
People who think Sam Seder is cutting edge
People who have never bothered to view a Melanie Iglesias lookbook video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCLsZfi86rs
(BTW notice how, when you are halfway thru this video you think to yourself, THAT'S ONLY HALF?! There's much more of this? Awesome!)
Oh speaking of Captain Kirk, here he is being appropriately impressed meeting the absolutely stunning Susanna Thompson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7kpxB-Sxc
it used to be said... Politics is show business for ugly people. Let it now be added to aphorismia that... LEFTIE Politics is show business for people who should be in strait-jacket.
Exactly HOW INSANE have lefties become. What do they actually THINK here, that DJT is selling nuke secrets to the Island of Togo? There's nothing but absurd fantasy in their thoughts.
LOL LOL, do they really THINK that, or are they just 'funning' everyone, playing a prank?
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We agree with one point though. WHY has DJT not gotten rid of these papers MONTHS AGO? What's the point of keeping them? OR has he outsmarted everyone, and did he put in all 11 boxes of documents, nothing but pictures of Stormy Daniels- peeing on a bed in Moscow. With a Stephen Colbert wearing a dress, watching? (Ew, what a thought. Maybe we shudda skipped that joke)...
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SIDBAR SNARKY COMMENTS:
So far all that we can tell about CNN policies under the new CNN boss is that.. CNN likes to put fat woman anchors and fat woman guests on their air. (And of course that includes closeted transgender Brian Stelter)
And guess what, CNN was considering a network change of name to... GAY-N-N. But they decided why bother... Most clear thinking ppl already see them as GAY-N-N. Especially since Fredo left.
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Oh and before we close out this satirical posting, just for added fun, here is fruity STEPHEN COLBERT making the illuminati DEVILS HORNS GESTURE
The "nuke" related documents (falsely) proclaimed to be "at issue", will turn out to be a Consumer Reports article on how to shop for a high quality MICROWAVE OVEN. Sent in the mail to Trump by Kim in North Korea.
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WAKE UP AMERICA, Trump didn't even pack the boxes. GSA did. Try another fantasy. This one is strictly laughable. Besides, who was gonna be able to access ANY of the papers in his storage room at the Florida home? THE LOCATION IS PROTECTED by Secret Service Agents 24/7. This RAID hoax only has credibility for the absolute dumbest among us.
The monkeypox EMERGENCY... ahhhhh ha ha, Ho Ho Ho!
WHO has also declared there is a global emergency on RUM RAISIN ice cream, due to makers who are NOT PUTTING enough raisins in. How should ppl respond if they have had ice cream with too few raisins? Well for crying out loud GET A SHOT IN THE ARM of a poisonous FAKE vaccine, keep 6 feet away from everybody, wear a useless spittal mask, stop working at your employment and STAY INDOORS, lock down and wait for the food shortage and fake nuke war.
WHO began laughing out loud as it declared a MONKEY POX emergency, saying, there are less cases in the world than pimples on a 13 year old's face!
Ahhh ha ha ha...
WHO says they can't believe ppl have taken them seriously EVER. Like what is their name.. "WHO?" as in WHO DAT? WHO DERE? BOO WHO!
(SATIRE) So... demonic Tony Fauci finally confessed.... THE JAB is not a real vaccine, does not prevent you from getting ill, nor does it attenuate illness if you get ill. It has no bodily health benefit at all. The real and ONLY purpose of you taking JAB shots (and boasting about doing so) is --so your friends won't suspect you of being a transphobic white supremacist. And so they will keep inviting you to NON-MASKED Obama birthday parties.
(WASHINGTON) Fake potus JOE BIDEN CLONE has declared a new federal holiday to begin with JAN 6th 2023... "Scam-teenth" will celebrate the second anniversary of a successful NWO "reverse the numbers" steal of a presidential election
(lol--Just kidding. Need some humor to offset the constant onslaught of utter madness all around us)
Like we're wondering about the Liz and Cassidy big hug... Is there a secret lesbian thing going on? A new Portia and Ellen sorta thing?
We're just wondering out loud.
And just like the covid vaxx [which is actually not a vaxx] is a poison that's (generally) slow acting...
...Is the NOSE LENGTHENS part of Cassidy's false-talk sin... going to show up some weeks from now?
And whyyy-- did she (putatively speaking) say something to the effect of-- A BUNCH OF LIES?
Did Pelosi promise to get her a date with psyop-believer Matt Muck-ona-hey (we're too lazy at the moment to look up proper spelling).
And finally, to borrow a Seinfeld phrase.... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH-- that --- *lying* at a show trial..... What?......... Ohhhhhh, so that's what a show trial- IS...?. A bunch of lies? ....Ohhhhh. Oh Oh oh. I see now... Anyway, want some cereal?
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OH WAIT -- Wow wow wow -- YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS.. Listen to what legal eagle Pam Bondi reveals about Cassie Hutch:
(Can't wait for the photo of these two which will be taken 2 years from now... When, due to spending so much time together, they begin to look like one another.)...
(FYI... There are 200 times as many Americans who are visually impaired, as there are trans. But did Ariana Grande ever post on Instagram urging you to help the visually impaired? SHE'S BRAINWASHED BY NWO PROPGANDA. No mind of her own. Probably hasn't read a book in years)...
PS -- BTW... in case anyone in Congress is interested... Here's a Money-Saving tip;
Don't send 40 billion bucks to Zelensky. SAVE THE MONEY. Send Amber Heard as a "special advisor". You wanna contribute to the chaos in Ukraine?... Her contribution will be.... priceless.
Plus, since she's pretty, it will make wicked witch Victoria Nuland ...apoplectic-- to see Amber become Z-man's new best friend. Victoria will be slamming cabinets all over the kitchen.
(No lie... And anyway, most of what's sent is either being resold on the black-market as a money laundering scheme, or is being destroyed [blown up] by Russian missiles. What's the point of the sending? It's a fool's errand. And DC's Capitol Hill is the naive, misled fool..... More propaganda anyone? --Oh go ahead, take another bite.)
NATO IN DISGUISE TELLS THE NAIVE SNOW WHITE... Forget Vietnan, Forget Iraq, Forget Syria, Forget Afghanistan... Keep emptying your pocket for KIEV. This is gonna be a great success!
BTW in case you are news-naive and believe the nonsense propaganda, there is no such thing as "Eastern Ukraine". DONBAS is a separate sovereign region and has been for 8 years. UKR is waging war upon Donbas. Russia came in to aid Donbas in fighting against the UKR war being waged upon it. Do you comprehend? MSM propaganda tells a reverse story from this, which is complete... fiction.
And here's a tip for all members of the USA public. Want to improve the quality of your life? Start 'IDENTIFYING' ...as allergic to "one world" anything, or "experts say" anything, or "CDC says" anything. Enjoy a newly legal toke, laff away the ridiculous phony and 'woke'.
Now that you've taken the Matrix RED BILL, fight to retain -the physical dollar bill. Dissolve the onslaught of NWO hell. Assert your right to have life NOR-MELL !
Hi.... I'm public safety engineer DIRK BARKER, here to talk with you about the new Covid-19 BRAND ... *AUTOMOBILE SEAT BELT*. As you know, the criminal and creepy US federal "government" has been relentlessly hounding you, threatening you, pressuring you to get this seat belt, with a truly satanic fervor. And now there are some controversies about this seat belt, so let me address them.
THE SEAT BELT DOES work. While you are driving normally. It keeps you buckled in. The controversies and sensitive issues begin if you have a car crash. And of course the big question there is... Does it work then? Well to paraphrase Bill Clinton, it depends on what the definition of "work" is. Like, during a car crash, does the Covid brand seat belt retain its color? Yes it does it does not change color. Does the fiber consistency remain the same? Yes it does. Does the clip itself still retain to being chrome? Absolutely yes it does. Those things are definitely working. However, now the sensitive stuff. Does it keep your from flying thru the windshield and into the front of the truck that just hit you? Sometimes. I mean once in a lucky while we have found this is true. Like in cases where the truck veered 20 feet to the left after impact. You won't be hitting that truck. You very well might be flying thru the windshield, but who knows where you will land. There are a diversity of possibilities on that. Now then, WHY can we not say the seat belt will keep you from flying out thru the glass windshield? Well as you need to understand, COVID brand seat belts are marvelous and do a fabulous job of protecting you... They can lessen your headache after flying thru the windshield. But they will not necessarily keep you in the car. Its important that you understand no COVID brand belt can be 100% guaranteed to keep you in the car.... Retain clip properties as chrome? Yes! Keep you in the car? Hard to say. I mean there are these breakthru cases, where even though a COVID brand seat belt is worn, you still go thru the windshield. Is that cause to be a skeptic about using the COVID-19 brand seat belt? No not at all. It retains chrome and lessens headaches after windshield impact or decapitation. And let me mention also --you should not feel the seat belt called COVID-19 belt is worthless or even dangerous, or ineffective, or feel shy to take it. Take it you dumb sheeple! Do you hear me? Take the damn belt. Simon says, Satan says.. Take the damn belt! Because we said so! We can never be wrong or challenged. And you must obey.... Forget about the man behind the curtain. Pay attention to me. Listen! Seat belts work. And the Covid 19 seat belt is a seat belt, so that proves it works. That's a scientific statement. Follow the science!... Now then. let me summarize. You can't sue COVID SEAT BELT manufacturers if you fly thru the windshield. But flying thru the windshield, what we call breakthru cases, is only just happening to a tiny slight very so tiny absurdly slight-- 98% of the users. A broad and bustling 2 percent actually remain in the car. Which proves there is such a thing as luck. So again as I say, get the Covid brand auto seat belt because your criminal lying filthy US government tells you to and you must obey. And if you are in that overwhelming majority of 2%, you'll be fine. Meanwhile combat "misinformation" where you can. Keep the truth in sound proof jar where it belongs. America runs so well on lies, why change now?
AND NEXT--- A MESSAGE FROM OUR 'PARTNERS' at *COVID-19 clot-shot DEATH JAB*... And its a great video. Just goes to show you can no longer trust most doctors. They are either ignorant of truth on covid, or corrupt. But hey listen to the video. Its a hoot of laughs. Such a performance.
Want a fun comparison? After viewing that depraved and crazy LYING DOCTOR video, who would you trust more, that doctor, or a Hooters Restaurant Hostess? View and compare. Who seems more honest? The doctor, or Samantha --at Hooters?
Biden says he's gonna issue an executive order demanding that masks be worn in most planes, trains and airports. Guess what Joe "EO"s are not law. Only a constitutional law.. is law.
Decision time!-- Its got to be one or the other. Either Miley is simply mad, twisted psycho and depraved beyond relatability..OR she is illuminati-controlled and her performance madness is CONTROLLED madness to make the society more crazy by the day. Its gotta be one or the other. Cast your vote now with the remote set of buttons at your armchair...LOL
WE WERE ACTUALLY looking forward to this video because the promo pic implied it might be sexy fun
But once we began watching it was WTF?????????- What is this? -NWO illuminati propaganda for pedophilia?? ...This sucks, really sucks, and not in a good way--LOL. This is demented and non-entertaining. BUT at least its gave us a chance to get off all this crepey CIA psyop fake drama social violence HOAX news..and talk about something real. MILEY's VIDEO madness!!... LOL----So what's the cause? (LOL) cast your vote
[PS--We must confess though, there was one good line in the lyric--- "F*CK ME SO I STOP THIS BABY TALK".......yeah that we could relate to...LOL LOL LOL]
INTO TALKING DEMENTED POP MUSIC?--allright then....HERE---LOL
By comments and news from various sources, Posted in Humor
[[--NEWS PARODY -- no this is NOT real news--]] ---
(Washington DC)--At an emotional news conference, FBI Director James COMEY confessed the FBI had initially missed the fact that during the Orlando niteclub siege, the "shooter" had been actively texting to his pet talking parrot, who was at home. The parrot is not only verbally gifted in English language, but has clawed his way into social medial popularity by adding facebook friends at a rate of about 666 a day. The parrot, age 11, is mostly green with a yellow head and flesh colored beak, and is named "DADDI GAGA". Despite being an ISIS wannabe, he holds many western habits: he likes heavy metal rock and roll, helicopter rides to Atlantic City, expensive whiskey, high risk gambling, Dominoes pizza with cheese in the crust rim, binge watching Donald Trump rallies, binge watching rerun episodes of THE NANNY, Warren Buffett's stock tips, Kellogs pop tarts, Jimmy Dean sausages, and hanging out with pink haired strippers. He lists his DREAM JOB as "astronaut" proclaiming THE SPACE PROGRAM IS FAKE, you get big salary and have nothing to do! Only easier job ever was GW Bush's presidency!... He says his mother was his inspiration, constantly telling him "If that phony Obama can fool 300 million humans with smooth talk, so can you my cheeky son. Think big and and talk bigger." He was educated at Verbosity Community College in Washington DC. On his facebook page he says his biggest fear is being challenged to pronounce and spell AYN RAND in a spelling bee "Is it IAN or ANN, I have no idea!"....The parrot (also closet gay but quasi self-loathing and a supporter of the CIA's mercenary militia ISIS)- The parrot met Omar Mateen online in the ILLUMINATI PSYOP ANTI RATIONAL SELF RADICALIZERS CHAT ROOM of AOL, they became friends over 777 minutes of talk time, and Mateen then invited him to be a roommate.
During the Saturday PULSE siege, here are some of the texts that Mateen sent to Parrot DADDI GAGA - while taking pauses in his action ..feeling sure the cops would not enter the building any sooner 2.666 hours after arriving. Not that the cops promised they wouldn't come in before then, but simply because the SIEGE was a psyop hoax after all and crisis actors are cheap, so no point to close the fake event off too soon.
TEXT TO PARROT -- 2:49am -- Dude can you believe anyone would by this fake hoax drama story? Like nobody is thinking. How would I get past front door security with all these guns? Does that make any sense? One big bouncer could punch me out in a second. Who the heck am I? And wait till you hear this story fully roll out. They'll be telling you I went to buy weapons and said HI--I'M A WHACKY ISIS-LOVER ON THE NO FLY LIST BUT I'D LIKE TO BUY A LOT OF WEAPONS IN CASE A NEW BATMAN MOVIE COMES OUT SOON.... COOL BY YOU? -- And I bought up the store. No problem. ---LOLL ---this psyop hoax story is beyond ridiculous but that's what the NWO are giving to the dumb media. And of course the sleeping sheeple will buy this nonsense one more time. Count on it. I guess CNN is just so slow on a summer Saturday night, anything counts as news. I'm surprised Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson doesn't hold news conferences in these wee hours. That would be a coverage bonanza for him.
TEXT TO PARROT -- 3:33am - Damn it is freaking hot in here with all these crisis actors. There are hundreds of them. I'm sweating like a pitbull after a jogging spree. But I'll be dammed if I will buy some bottled water here. The stupid niteclub prices are sky high. Where do they think we are, at a four star hotel in Monaco? Thank goodness my roll on deodorant brand is DEGREE though.... that extra protection they build in really helps. Oh and guess what, there is a Dunkin Donuts right across from the club. That's because the guy who scripted this pysop for the NWO is an Eddie Murphy fan and loved the Eddie Murphy flick METRO. So he's gonna have the cops' hostage negotiator come on with a bag of donuts, just like Eddie did in the movie. Its totally gratuitous nonsense though. I'm supposed to be terminated at the end of this fake drama, to martyr myself....so what's the point of hostages???? No point, he just wanted to put the donuts thing in.... Writers!! So eccentric!
TEXT TO PARROT - 3:49am ---I have to confess, this is a lot grimier a gig than when I played the older Brother in the Boston Marathon hoax. All I had to do there was carry a backpack and walk down the street, then later pretend to get shot at while running naked in Watertown. Not a tough gig. This DJ at the club sucks BTW. The music is awful. I guess he's just a crisis actor DJ, not a real DJ. Definitely gay though. When's the last time you heard disco remixes of Judy Garland songs? The room is nasty hot and humid too. I hope the fake cops bust in soon. I am soo ready to get paid for this crisis acting gig and go home. I mean the last thing I wanna do is be here be here when Anderson Cooper arrives. Then you really know you've stayed too long at the fair.
TEXT TO PARROT -- 4:49am -- Freaking goll darnnit! When are the fake cops gonna come busting in? Are you kidding? THREE HOURS WAIT. This is nuts. I am so OVER this gig, and its so sweaty hot in here. If they are not here in 15 min.. I may break down and buy some bottled water at the absurd price they want of 5 dollars. Can you get over it FIVE BUCKS for water? Heck a can of RedBull is only 4 bucks. But I don't want to be all jizzed up and awake all day. When I get outta here I am gonna hit the mattress and sleep like a sheeple. This has been a rough gig.
FBI's Comey said the PARROT KNEW OF THE PLAN for Mateen to go create a ruckus at the club, but told no one in advance. This makes the parrot culpable for federal charges. However presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has already intervened saying she would - like to access the parrot thru pretrial diversion, and let the parrot join her staff. Mrs. Clinton saying- she highly values someone -who can keep their mouth shut when it comes to other people's secrets.
Taking a literal HOAX from the Zio NWO SERIOUSLY...this report is so absurd as to suggest that the "shooter" would .....be IN THE CLUB 3 hours before cops burst in
and that he ....stopped shooting and did media uploads and phone calls --WITH NOBODY tackling him into submission ........ is BEYOND absurd...Its also beyond absurd the Cops would not simply teargas the club and force everyone out
THE WHOLE STORY IS SOOOOO FAKE AND BEYOND ABSURD, the NWO Zios are laughing their asses off at the pathetic and disgraceful gullibility and rank stupidity of the USA public for swallowing this nonsense. Crying over a fiction. And believing such a ridiculous absurd tall tale. BELIEVE WHAT THEY SHOW YOU ON MAINSTREAM TV 'NEWS'? Gosh you are an ass.
Hmmm but let's speculate for fun what other bits of FAKE NEWS are likely to come out in this silly nonsense FAKE NEWS stream in coming days. Can we humorously speculate?-- that WHILE IN THE club the (fake crisis actor shooter) ALSO.....
* telephone ordered 777 pizzas and sent them to Mike Bloomberg, with an accompanying note saying-- I'M NOT ONLY SECRETLY GAY I'M ALSO SECRETLY A REPUBLICAN, BUT I HAVE SOME CLOSET LIBERAL LEANINGS AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR WORK TO DESTROY THE SECOND AMENDMENT. EVEN THOUGH I'M A SHOOTER I DON'T THINK OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE GUNS..... Luv, "The Shooter"
* bought a pink Toyota Camry online with his paypal...and ordered that it be delivered to Michelle Obama --calling 'her'---- "my irrepressibly-hot-donged Tranny heroine"
* texted to Barack Obama saying he forgives Barry for lying about his background and Omar understands that even though Obama is Asian from Thailand and not American half black...posing as a quasi homeboy was politically correct and strategically smart.
* Omar drooped his latest rap album on AOL and itunes, which features the hoped for hit single tack - FORGIVE HILLARY, EVERY GIRL LIKES A BRIBE
* paypal'd a 666 thousand dollar donation to Donald Trump's campaign, just to make Donald look bad
* sent homosexual cyber Valentine cards to Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber--audio valentines with Omar singing on them- Donna Summer's hit song -- LAST DANCE
OF COURSE ....SOON all these rumored actions.... will be "VERIFIED" by the FBI to have been factual actions taken by "The Shooter".... (wink wink)
Best joke of the nite was observing that JAKE TAPPER had "left journalism to join CNN". It only left out that CHRIS CUOMO had done the same.
Get a load of treasonous criminal HUMA at 53:00 in here, along with evil NWO agent VALERIE JARRETT - Doesn't Val look happy? Hmmm, does evil eventually show up on your face?
Very funny monologue. Just a note of observation though, Chris still think's Obama is (half) black. Guess he didn't get the memo saying its been revealed Obama is Asian, from Thailand and is a long time CIA asset. We're just saying...
I am 38 years old. Some of my CNN-loving friends say there is no ZIONIST NWO SHADOW CABAL DROPPING CHEMTRAILS ON US. But my Papa says, "If you feel needless anxiety every day, the NWO is real." Please tell me the truth, is there a ZIONIST GENOCIDAL CABAL RUNNING THE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS?
Virginny BeeLeevee
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Dear Virginny,
Your naive friends are wrong. They have been affected by the media propaganda and sheeplizing of a mentally lazy age. They do not believe except that which they are told by mainstream media. They think that nothing can be real - which is not right in their face with a day glo orange sign saying- PARK HERE.
Yes, Virginny, there is a ZIONIST NWO. It exists as certainly as soul-less, greedy, materialism and sadistic cruelty exists. Believe it! And have no doubt they abound to give your life its worst ills and sufferings. Alas! How healthy, prosperous and harmonious would be the world if there were no ZIO CABAL! It would be as felicitous as if there were no false flag terror or hyped lunacy. There would be no contrived fear then, no more piracy-banking, and no more fake news to make our existence needlessly anxious. We should have no poverty, no war, and no absurdly thieving one percent. Plus the madness with which the Zios fill the media would be extinguished. THERE WOULD BE NO MORE FAKE NEWS-EVENT-DRAMAS TAXING YOUR NERVES... Might that bore you Ginny?
Not believe in SHADOW WORLD PSYCHOS!?- You might as well not believe in central banking, or income taxes. Almost nobody sees the NWO clearly Verge, but that is no proof they are a figment. The most real thugs in the world are those that neither children nor men can see with jailbird numbers on their chest. Did you ever see the Federal Reserve print money with nothing behind it? Of course not, but it happens every day. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the ZIO MADNESS that is unseen in this world.
You can tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which the strongest men, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived can easily tear down. Its call MEDIA DECEPTION PROPAGANDA. Only alternative media and whistleblowers, can push aside that curtain and show corruption. Is it all... real? ITS SOOOO REAL GIRL !! - Ah, GinGinGin, in all this world there is nothing to compare with the persistent, selfish, cruel, thieving corruption and cruelty.....of ZIO BANKERS and NWO plotters.
No ZIO CABAL?
Ask Lucifer why don't you! The ZIOS worship him madly (really madly, Bohemian Grove madly).
The ROTHSCHILD-ROCKEFELLER NWO CABAL is as real as CHEMTRAILS in the sky. !!....... JUST LOOK UP!
Competitive Yoga champ jumps out window at CNN in Atlanta. EPILOGUE TO A TRAGICALLY ENDED LIFE THRU SUICIDE..The parents of CNN reporter Ray Elevator speak out.
Ray Elevator ended his life this past weekend, by jumping out a 12th floor window at CNN Center, pushed over the brink by anger at yet ANOTHER fake news drama. Ray Elevator was a "an inspiring force of nature, dental surgery conspiracy theorist, and wonderfully talented model ship-builder hobbyist" his parents said.
Babs Elevator is the mother of suicide killed TV journalist Ray Elevator and she's past her breaking point - Plus she wonders why more Americans aren't also. "We are no longer a civilized country," Babs KlimattChange-Elevator told DTRI in strong comments over her son, who jumped after HAVING to report as if real, another FAKE shooting story (Virginia Shooting Hoax)... "We are a nation who has politicians who are cowards," Babs said Saturday in the family's Atlanta home.
"What kind of a society are we? What does it take? After all these false flag fake news events staged by the feds and the mainstream media?" - said her husband Andy Green-Elevator. "And nobody does anything. What does it say about us as a society?"
Andy Green-OhBola-Elevator, said his son's funeral will be private and just for family and friends plus curly haired presidential candidate Rand Paul. Andy is just astounded that more people aren't stirred by the endless barrage of FAKE NEWS EVENTS presented by AP and CNN ....as if REAL.
"The problem is, it just keeps going," he said. "We as a society have become so desensitized to it."
Andy is proud of his splattered son. "Ray was a closet gay, Obama loving, socialist and collector of rare stamps. He was a self taught ballet dancer, who learned ballet thru youtube teaching videos. He was kinda nerdy in school. And even though gay had a friend's crush on youtube vlogger Jenna Marbles. He used to call her--- dope funny skinny blonde whack job...but of course affectionately. He was not part of the war on women. Just contemporarily hip in use of "in crowd" 'cruel speak'.... He had gone thru rehab and was over his addiction to embalming fluid on cigarettes. He was also on the competitive yoga team at Ronald McDonald Clown University. And he loved pot roast dinners plus was an active facebook correspondent with Rachel Ray. He said he loved her because her last name was first name - a geeky reason to connect at the outset but over time they became real friends. Rachel used to call him - the skim milk in her lousy on-set coffee. He understood it was a rib, and teasing joke. He also figured her show probably made good coffee for her, because she's a chef. In reciprocal teasing he called Rachel 'strident-voiced windbag', of course though only in jest... Ray Elevator additionally was brave and not afraid to stand out of the crowd. He drank egg nog and ate pumpkin pie 12 MONTHS A YEAR!".... Ray's dad said, all in a ranting stream, without pausing to breathe.
The parents, during a wide-ranging interview, recounted the scene at their decorative Atlanta home on the morning of the hoax news about the Virginia ON TV fake 'shooting'. The television was off when the phone started ringing. Nothing was the same once a voice on the other end spoke. "There's been another psy op hoax, and it pushed Ray over the edge. He jumped out the window" said a colleague of their son. "We don't know much yet. We are trying to find a telescope and look down with it. There was a very loud sound though, like two hundred and thirty point watermelon hitting a large flower pot. And I'm not being a hater by mentioning 230 pounds. I personally never thought Ray was 'fat', just an avid eater of everything on the Taco Bell menu."
Andy Green-FudeStampz-Elevator, the father, having a dad's intuition, felt the bad vibes instantly when the phone call came. He hoped for the best, but braced for the worst. He downed a bottle of vodka in 3 minutes. Expensive vodka he had been saving for a special occasion. Andy thought, this is gonna be that special occasion all day long. Let's go!
"Right then and there, I had this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach," Andy told DTRI from his quaint and over-decorated Atlanta home. "My heart was just sinking. I thought, 'Maybe he's simply on a window ledge being histrionic once more. But then again, after 99 times of doing that, this time it could have ended up in a real jump. My son was very nice but had a short fuse over being lied to by the media he so passionately wanted to trust.'"
"We are no longer a civilized country," the mother, Babs Elevator, told DTRI. "We are a nation who has politicians that are cowards ... What kind of a society are we? What does it take to get Michael Chertoff and Craig Fugate and James Comey and John Brennan indicted for staging fake news events to terrorize the public?"
The 24-year-old reporter Raymond was unfortunately not on a ledge when the call to his parents was made. He was in large flower pot 12 stories below, licking the daisies, but purely by reflex, as his jump had proven successful and his body was moments away from total shutdown. Ray Elevator thus marks the nation's first death due to PUBLIC EXHAUSTION OVER FAKE TERROR NEWS EVENTS.
His mother explained to DTRI its true that a lot of Jenna Haze porn DVDs were found in Ray's desk at CNN, but that was just to throw off suspicious co-workers from guessing Ray was as gay as purple colored Toyota with license plates reading LUVV-JUDY-GARLAND.... CNN does not have a "don't ask don't tell" policy. Unless you are a CIA embed like Anderson Cooper, you have to keep your gayness in the closet for or at least 3 years. Ray had only been at CNN for two...... Previously he was a undercover phone shopper for Geico, calling other insurance companies daily to get quotes and compare them with Geico quotes. It was job he loved, but he loved his work subsequently at CNN even more. He would literally bounce into the newsroom each day and give everybody an intense, wet, sloppy, French kiss in the morning. He would take any assignment given and report the most foul stories with a wild grin on his face. He was a natural for cable news.
Ray's parents, after a 72-hour 'speed-mourning' period, emerged as the newest voices in the fight for prosecuting FAKE NEWS perpetrators.
Ray, whose high school photo stands alongside an angel figurine in the family home (both wearing ballet costumes), remains his mother's inspiration and motivation.
"I know Ray will be in a good place spiritually, even though his body is in the morgue, misfiled with the name spelled ELIKNATOR. No matter, he had a spirit that defied real death. He actually believed Bernie Sanders will be the next President. He was and is an eternal optimist"-- a sobbing Babs Elevator said Saturday, pointing at her own heart. "This is our second great Elevator family loss. Our first was when our elder son Otis expired from boredom during a GW Bush speech in 2003."
The feeling of grief was mutual for the two parents. Andy and wife Barbara remembered their son as an idealistic but naive flamboyant whirlwind, a smart, acne infested and geeky, but athletic kid who chased and caught his dreams. One of which was to have a desk next to his secret twink crush, Anderson Cooper.
"My heart was just sinking when the phone rang. I thought, 'Maybe this is just our nephew Soliloquy Dylan-Lanza playing a prank again,'' Andy Green-Elevator said of the moment when he got a phone call that there had been another fake news event. Would this be the one that sent his son over the edge of mere frustration? "I knew Ray was getting angrier all the time but I though at worst he would just smack around a vending machine in the CNN lunchroom or something. I never imagined he might jump out the window. Even thought FEMA had made us practice drill for this possibility ...many times."
The dead reporter's father says prosecuting NEWS HOAX criminals in government, NGOs and media is now his 'mission in life'
"My mission in life is now that... I'm going to do something to shame legislators into getting fake news culprits indicted." said Andy staunchly while biting on a large dill pickle in the family living room.
"Look, I'm for actually for having a news media," he said. "But there has to be a way to force politicians, who are cowards in the pockets of the NWO, to come to grips and have sensible laws so that crazy people can't get away with staging fake terror news. It can't be that hard. And yet politicians from the local level, to the state level, to the national level - they sidestep the issue, they kick the can down the road. This can't happen anymore. Fake news dramas about shooting events and purported jihad terror HAVE TO STOP!"
"And I know Congress, I know what their position is going to be," he said. "I can hear it now. They're going to say, 'Oh, gee, well its a free country so the press can fake news if they want to, and if the government pays them to.' Well I got news for you: If Ray had been willing to tell the truth and expose that the Virginia shooting was a hoax, it would't have made any difference. Most people are still such sheeple, not enough would have believed him. So I don't want to hear that argument about FREE PRESS means they can print and say whatever they want. But you know that's going to be voiced again. They will say its up to the public to use voice analyzer software to detect lying in the media and flush out crisis actors who are pretending to be family 'victims'..."
"How many Newtowns and Bostons are going to happen? How many Sandy Hooks? How many Ray type suicides also is this going to take to before we stop fake news dramas in mainstream media?" he added, listing other famous fake events.
Stronger laws against treason by way of news hoaxing --poll well, but bribe-money lovers in Congress are more likely to base their voting decisions on who's paying them under the table.... The filthy NWO, or you and your friends who voted for them? ...That keeps our politicians afraid and our treason laws dormant in a shoe box. Will the tipping point, the moment when enough people want REAL NEWS to base their voting on it, have come on the day when a majority of Americans have been intimately, circumstantially, and personally affected by a FAKE NEWS EVENT? Because the sad thing is, we seem to be heading that way.
Ask the New Jersians who got stuck on the GW Bridge during Chris Christie's BRIDGEGATE dramas. They know fake events can actually impact you in your daily life. Wait and see. Do nothing and you can be assured the feds will Bridgegate you soon in some very non-funny, horrible way. Count on it because they love to torture innocents. Torture and worse. Look what they did on 9/11. That was not the work of some goofy neurotic sentimentalists having a tad too much free time on their hands that summer. Truly psycho, bizarrely crazy individuals do indeed run the federal government. Ray Elevator realized that with crystal clarity in a flash one day. Unfortunately it was when he was already halfway down to the large flower pot on an Atlanta sidewalk. .........So.... not to overstate a trite axiom but... simply to remind... timing IS important- as to WHEN -you wake up to see the 'big picture' of the world's clandestine and uncomfortable.... truths.
Yes Virginia, chemtrails exist.
Oh and BTW, every state in the nation already requires -background checks- for purchase of firearms. So exactly what these verbally rabid "gun control" zealots are talking about.....nobody intelligent actually knows. Did somebody forget to send them the memo- "all states already have background checks"--?? These rabid 'gun control' zealots are like people calling themselves 'pastry activists' demanding- "cakes should include flour, water and eggs". Sorry to steal your thunder folks... but....... cakes actually do include these ingredients.... already............... Next question?
Oh and yes.... WHYYYYY do CNN reporters let such people drone on about "gun control" instead of informing them ALL STATES ALREADY HAVE BACKGROUND CHECKS. Why do they fail to inform and correct such prattlers. .......Got any idea as to----- why?
By satirical humor parody from PARODY, Posted in Humor
[Dateline - *SATIRE*, City of Industry, ILLUMINATIVILLE] ----Lafayette 'Shooter' John Russell Houser, left a bizarre diary. The diary had 14 pages nonstop of ranting about what a great guy MICHAEL CHERTOFF is for sponsoring and paying for all these FAKE FALSE FLAG SHOOTER INCIDENTS. Houser said when he signed up for the crisis actor program and was asked what role he would like to play in one of the Zionist fake news dramas, he initially said... Jihad zealot who was self radicalized. But CHERTOFF and Valerie Jarrett and John Podesta and James Comey talked him out of that explaining it did not fit with his last name. CHERTOFF saying "Your last name is Houser. To any American mind that sounds like House, they think of Little House on the Prairie, and 'House' the Doctor show from FOX TV. They are not going to be able to make the mental leap and think you self radicalized and turned Jihad".....Wow, Houser thought, they have a point there. CHERTOFF went on, "Its better if we make you a regular lone nut American Mass Shooter. A gray haired Adam Lanza type fiction. No motive, just that you are nutty and were able to get a gun" Okay said Houser, as long as I get paid. How much for this fake role? "A hundred grand" said Chertoff.---- A f*cking hundred grand? Houser steamed. --All the Sandy Hook fake parents are getting $900 grand in money, why so low? "Because" said CHERTOFF, "they have extended roles pretending to be activists demanding gun grab. You have a show and go. In fact you don't even show. There will be no such shooting. We will just pretend there was and use your name and photo. You can go right off to Canada with your money and have a year of fun drinking with nude strippers in 'gentlemen's clubs'. And BTW Say hi to Mohammed Atta while you're up there. Anyway... we have NO acting required of you John. So its pretty easy"...... Allright said Houser, I'm down with that... but before I sign the contract, I would just like to say one thing between you and me privately. "Go ahead" said Chertoff. Houser commented -- I think they are right about Barack and Michelle Obama. "What do you mean?" said Chertoff. --Houser remarked --The president is definitely a homo and 'Michelle' is a tranny. Not that I care but I'm just saying the gossip is obviously true. And Serena Williams is a man, is a shemale also. Its pretty obvious to the eye. "Why don't you mind your own business, take your money and get out of here!" CHERTOFF yelled. [according to the diary notes]..Houser said he didn't appreciate being yelled at but held no ill will toward Chertoff. Houser adding in his dairy notes-- I make easy money with the guy for doing really nothing. I gotta like the guy.
By SATIRICAL PARODY from reader contribution, Posted in Humor
(SATIRICAL NEWS PARODY)--- According to "threat profiling" criteria...BARACK OBAMA is ACUTELY LIKELY to suddenly and unexpectedly turn into an ISIS radical. The factors which contribute to this danger are in his background, his personality and his lifestyle.
OBAMA shows obvious and recurrent signs of subconsciously loathing America and seeking to transform it into a Muslim Brotherhood dominated "Sharia / communist" state. His avid hiring of Muslim Staffers and consultants, and his being controlled for the CIA by in-house Iranian -Valerie Jarrett-- make his thoughts "too close for comfort" in the direction of Islamic radicalization every day. After all, according to the US government, IRAN is the biggest sponsor of terrorism in the world, and OBAMA'S "handler" inside the White House is IRANIAN, Valerie Jarrett.
OBAMA reportedly has many times made remarks indicating jealousy of Dick Cheney's wild quail hunting trips. Is that a red flag?
Further analysis shows that Barry's VAST MULTIPLICITY of identity neuroses over being --biracial, a frustrated basketball wanna be, being a closet homosexual, and having an actual shemale for a "wife" -intensify his emotional suppressiveness... rather than allow therapy-susceptible willingness to arise. Suppressed neuroses mean hidden loneliness. And hidden loneliness is the friend of ISIS recruiters. Everybody knows that. What lonely American hasn't ALREADY been approached by an ISIS recruiter from the CIA?
Barry's vanity pushes him toward the idea of being a first at many things and he's often been heard saying- NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEFORE JOINED ISIS. THAT WOULD BE A FIRST.
Profilers have already sent a memo out urging all WH staff to avoid using the phrases ... CLEANING WOMAN... WHO'S ON FIRST ... or TWO TENS FOR A FIVE
One might think the nation is safe from him suddenly flipping to mental alignment with ISIS because he has Secret Service around him all day. But reflect for a moment, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THE SECRET SERVICE SCREWED up and allowed the fences to be jumped lately? The hooker-loving Secret Service just doesn't seem like the net you want to rely on to keep a possible radical in check. Eh?
Hmmmm....
Maybe the best thing is just keep him playing golf all day....
ALL day.....Every day.
HUMPTY DUMPTY REASSEMBLES HIMSELF, gets back on wall. Jonah makes deal with the whale; gets permissions for time outside the tummy. Pinocchio experiments with nose reduction steroid blockers, to enable continued lying. Rapunzel gets 100 foot long fake hair extension so she can sport shorter "do" at nightclubs. Grandma and Wolf reach non-hostility pack. Riding Hood predicts it won't last.
What do all these statements have in common?.......... An unbelievable cartoonish preposterousness. If you saw any one of them as a "headline" you would chuckle and know its a joke. ......Unfortunately for the American public, most of what's really going on with world events which concern us today, is so outlandish, when you hear a true statement it sounds like HUMPTY DUMPTY REASSEMBLES SELF. It sounds literally absurd. But there's a very significant reason you must understand --why this is so.
The NWO Shadow Government Cabal (aka the Rothschild Banking Cartel) which controls ALL THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD (thru banking) except 3..... the NWO is engaging in an intentional destruction of all advanced nations, in order to melt down and remodel the world (Borg style) into a slavish hive-mass ruled by a one-world-government.
THIS IS WHAT THE NWO PLANS THE FUTURE TO BE LIKE...
Their attitude is, you can't remake the world under a new concept without first decomposing the infrastructure of what was. So they are destroying all advanced countries of the globe stage by stage right now. And that's why none of the REAL NEWS about your world makes any sense at all or seems plausible to a rational mind.
On Friday we here at DTRI put up a story explaining that the JADE HELM project is absolutely a cover guise for a plot to overthrow the US constitutional government and impose martial law under an executive branch tyranny.
The first social media comment we got after posting this - was "You're an utter nutter". People thought we'd gone off the deep end and become lunatics. Because the story truth sounds so beyond comprehension, beyond plausibility, and absurdly whacked.. to even articulate the words.
But guess what..... Its a fact..... And that's our point of this narrative in progress. You have to flip your mind around to understand real news today. Go thru the looking glass. Take the red pill to see the Matrix. The world is getting turned upside down. Real news is going to sound so logically inverted its going to be hard to even hear at first. Very difficult.
But we counsel that you should listen and take wild (actual) NEWS seriously because what we report, is really happening. We have no political agenda. Only a dedication to tell you the raw real truth.
And note dear friends--- all these following past headlines also sound absurd at first hearing but are in fact 100% accurate.
ISIS was created and is being run by the CIA
The president of the United States has a shemale for a wife
The massive NSA spying on you has nothing to do with terrorism
---and was begun well before 9/11
High salaries for sports players is a plot to make you resent them
There is no real war on terror, its an evil hoax
No kids were shot at Sandy Hook, it was a hoax
No real bombs went off at Boston Marathon, it was psy-op hoax with smoke bombs.
There was no Mike Brown shot at Ferguson, it was as a haox.
There was no Bronx train derailment, it was staged
GW Bush and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton
---have all been controlled by the same handlers behind the scenes
The Federal Reserve bank is not part of the
---Federal Government and is poisoning the economy daily
Bill and Hillary Clinton used to help the CIA run drugs into the USA
Jeb Bush is married to the daughter of a Colombian Drug Lord
Anderson Cooper and Barbara Starr at CNN are CIA agents
Mike Bloomberg and Andrew Cuomo helped stage the Sandy Hook Hoax
NYPD celebrity commissioner Bill Bratton was part of the 9/11 plot
LIVE with Kelly and Michael is part of NWO propaganda
The US government sent out the Anthrax Letters in 2001
Its impossible for ISIS to hit the US with dirty bombs,
---satellites would detect the bombs well before as they are moved
The ELLEN show is part of NWO propaganda
Gay marriage is not for freedom, its part of an NWO agenda
The Rockefeller Family is involved in all domestic Terror Attacks
There was no Jewish Holocaust during World War 2, it is fiction
JFK was not shot in Dealey Plaza, it was a staged psy-op
Lee Harvey Oswald was not killed by Jack Ruby. It was a staged psy op
The Bush Family helped finance Hitler
No American Astronauts ever walked on the Moon
All of these things sound incomprehensible and abjectly crazy, but all are facts.
AND KEEP IN MIND, every snake has two fangs. Many news events have TWO truths about them which are simultaneous and concurrent, but at first appear to be contradictory.
Like JADE HELM.... It has a built-in option to stage false flag terror and go to martial law. But they could hold off on that and let it run as a drill.
She felt the effects start to work on her. She felt dizzy, woozy. DID YOU SLIP SOMETHING INTO MY DRINK? she demanded.
Cary Grant smiled a devilish grin--YES MY DEAR I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS. WHERE IS IT HIDDEN?
Not only did she feel woozy, now she realized it was a definite mistake to agree to have a friendly meal with a movie icon of yesteryear. This guy was living in the 40's and caught up in some film noir mystery. He was nuts. She decided to try and remain calm, and talk in a slow even tone. CARY, THERE IS NO HIDDEN TREASURE. WE ARE NOT IN A MOVIE, IT IS THE YEAR 2015 and WE ARE JUST HAVING A SOCIABLE MEAL AND CHAT.
He chuckled..YEAH YEAH YEAH.... KEEP UP THE GOOD FRONT...DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT THOUGH...THESE SLIPPED Mickeys ALWAYS WORK AND IN A COUPLE MINUTES YOU'LL BE TELLING ME WHERE IT IS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST.
She took a deep breath...and kept an even calm tone...I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT HIDDEN TREASURE WAS SO YESTERYEAR.... HERE in 2015 THE USA IS IN A DEPRESSION AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS A GAZILLION QUINTILLION DOLLARS IN DEFICIT DEBT. ANY HIDDEN TREASURE HAS LONG AGO BEEN FOUND AND AND SPENT. THE AVERAGE FAMILY IS IN CREDIT CARD DEBIT UP TO THEIR EARS. THERE'S NO HIDDEN TREASURE TO FIND...ANYWHERE.
He looked at her quizzically ---WHAT IS "CREDIT CARD DEBT" --WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Cary reached into his wallet.....OH YEAH LET ME CLEAR THE CHECK WHILE I'M WAITING FOR THE MICKEY TO FULLY KICK IN...He takes out four dollars...HERE THAT OUGHT TO COVER IT.
She sighed and realized this was a very mistaken caprice of adventure...CARY she said maintaining an even tone...FOUR DOLLARS WON'T EVEN COVER MY CUP OF TEA.....CARY ITS THE YEAR 2015. DICK CLARK IS NOT EVEN DOING NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN EVEN ANY MORE. ITS SOME GUY NAMED RYAN SEACREST. CARY, WAKE UP. COME AROUND.
Cary chuckled.....DON'T PUT ME ON LADY....I SAW THAT SCRIPT AND REJECTED IT.."VANILLA SKY"......STUPID MOVIE IDEA..I PITY THE SUCKER THAT SAYS YES TO IT...COME ON JUST TELL ME WHERE THE TREASURE IS.
She looked at him losing patience. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --GET UP, GO TO A PHONE STORE -- GET A SMART PHONE ---AND AN HOUR AFTER YOU LEAVE I'LL TEXT YOU THE HIDDEN TREASURE LOCATION.
Cary stiffened his jaw. This gal was going to be a tough one. Smart alec talk. And she really has a will of resistance. He was now wishing he'd slipped two Mickeys into the drink. He doesn't have all day for this. And if he doesn't find the treasure location fast Dutch is going to be really mad. He decided to use his charm---------ALL RIGHT LISTEN I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MICKEY, BUT I'M IN A JAM. I OWE THIS GUY DUTCH A LOT OF MONEY FROM GAMBLING AND IF I DON'T GET THE TREASURE AND PAY IT OFF I'M UP A CREEK.
She thought for a moment and switched tactics. OK THEN..she said....I WILL TELL YOU....AND ITS GOING TO BE WEIRD ---- BUT HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
Cary took out a pad and pen and listened carefully ready to take notes.
She went on -------- GET A CAB OUTSIDE...TELL HIM TO TAKE YOU TO "CNN" BUILDING AT LINCOLN CENTER.....GO INTO THE LOBBY THERE--SEE THE GUARD AND WHISPER IN HIS EAR---- "MY NAME IS CHARLIE HEBDO, I'M HERE TO GET THE MONEY. PLEASE SEND FOR ANDERSON COOPER. I'LL WAIT HERE IN THE LOBBY AND HAVE A CIGARETTE."---- THE GUARD KNOWS WHAT TO DO. HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
Cary wrote it all down. But wondered if he could trust her. Was she simply telling him what he wanted to hear to get rid of him? He looked at the instructions he'd just jotted. They were so bizarre he figured... this must be correct. He pushed his four dollars across the table, stood up and said ----THANKS LADY, SORRY ABOUT THE MICKEY...JUST WAIT HERE FOR A WHILE SO YOU DON'T GO WANDERING THE STREETS BEFORE IT WEARS OFF...I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS
She nodded as he stood up. NO PROBLEM. YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
She beckoned the waitress over and ordered some coffee. The waitress smiled at her and leaned over. WHAT A HANDSOME GUY THAT WAS WITH YOU. I SWEAR HE LOOKED JUST LIKE CARY GRANT.
She smiled back.--- I KNOW..... FUNNY ABOUT THAT, HUH?
Coffee was there in a moment...she sipped on it and felt better. Then she ginned a devilish grin. Wait till Cary gets to the CNN...... In his mind its still the 40's ---He has no idea..THERE's NOOOOOO SMOKING AT THE "CNN" LOBBY !!!!......He's gonna be in bigggggg trouble!
Suddenly she noticed a man walking in the front door...and step up to the hostess. A guy looking just like Tom Cruise.........The man nodded to the hostess and said ---HELLO.......I HAVE A RESERVATION....NAME IS CHARLIE HEBDO....
Simultaneously she heard an alarm clock buzz.... And someone whispering the words .....OPEN YOUR EYES !
OH DAMN! .....she said to herself. NOT AGAIN.....
A nanosecond later she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around. Cary Grant was there smiling warmly. He took off the sunglasses he'd had on......... HI --SO NICE TO MEET YOU. LETS GO IN AND SIT DOWN. I HEAR THE FOOD IS GREAT HERE.
YEAH....she said....WORD IS ---ITS A REAL FOUR DOLLAR TOP OF THE LINE PLACE
Suddenly the phone in her pocket rings. EXCUSE ME A MOMENT she says as she moves to answer. A gruff voice comes on ---THIS IS SECURITY AT THE CNN BUILDING. SOME WEIRDO IS HERE SAYING CRAZY THINGS AND HE HAD YOUR PHONE NUMBER IN HIS WALLET. DO YOU MIND EXPLAINING?
She smiles and whispers into the phone --OPEN YOUR EYES! .....She hangs up....takes Cary's arm and they stroll into the restaurant. As she eases into her seat she looks at the table directly across from them - and gives a wink to Tom Cruise. He's to the back of Cary so can only be seen by her. Tom Cruise spells out in sign language. ....WHATEVER YOU DO --DON'T TELL HIM WHERE THE TREASURE IS.
She nods. For crying out loud. What does he think .......that freakin' Cary Grant is going to get one over on her? She's been doing this a long time after all.
The waitress arrives and looks at Cary. --DO YOU FOLKS KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE?
Playfully he says... WE WANT TO GO ALL OUT----WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TODAY FOR FOUR DOLLARS?
FOUR DOLLARS? she laughs...and teasingly retorts...IF THAT'S YOUR BUDGET YOU BETTER GO OUT AND DIG UP SOME HIDDEN TREASURE THEN COME BACK!
They all belly laugh together.
The waitress looks to her now... she smiles cordially....... I'LL HAVE SOME WHITE WINE...AND DON'T SLIP ME A MICKEY
The waitress chuckles.
Cary chuckles too and grins at her playfully...... AW HOW DID YOU KNOW? MY PLAN IS FOILED NOW.
She touches his hand...... DON'T WORRY I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE
Tom Cruise overhears this even at a distance...He takes out his phone and dials up Dutch ....BOSS.... WE'VE GOT TROUBLE....I THINK THIS GAL IS PLAYING BOTH SIDES.
Dutch is instantly concerned but also calculating. He says to Tom--- ALL RIGHT THEN GET OUT OF THERE AND GET UP TO "CNN"...HEAD HIM OFF IF HE COMES. DON'T LET HIM GET TO THE TREASURE.
RIGHT BOSS! Tom clicks off and moves to get up--- but suddenly feels woozy and has to sit back down. OH GOSH he thinks to himself. -- Did somebody slip me a Mickey????
At the same time a skinny gray haired man walks in and steps up to the hostess....HI ....he says...I HAVE A RESERVATION. NAME IS CHARLIE HEBDO.
She eyes him quizzically..... DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU ----YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ANDERSON COOPER?
Suddenly a SWAT TEAM of police descends upon the place and loudly demands to know if anybody's smoking.
Slumped in his seat Tom Cruise is still able to talk, and he calls out to the cops --NO ITS AT CNN.....GET UP TO CNN .. THE GUY SMOKING IS AT CNN...
Without a second thought [because thinking is so OUT in the USA today], reactively the cops dash out and head up to CNN.
Cary looks at her....I GUESS ITS GOING TO BE ONE Of THOSE DAYS.
YOU NEVER KNOW she says...THINGS CHANGE IN A NANOSECOND THESE DAYS... EVERY DAY IS LIKE LIVING IN A WILD SURREAL KALEIDOSCOPE. NOTHING SEEMS REAL ANYMORE.
Cary nods in agreement....YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
She takes a sip of her wine. Men are so demanding. EVERY DAY IS LIKE LIVING IN A WILD KALEIDESCOPE, she says again ....due to the request for repetition.
Several feet away she notices the big TV screen behind the bar. There's breaking news flashing across the screen.
"SMOKER TIP BRINGS HUGE RESULTS--- HIDDEN TREASURE FOUND AT DUTCH's PLACE -- HEBDO STILL AT LARGE -- CITY UNDER LOCKDOWN MARTIAL LAW."
Cruise hits the floor fully passed out.
The waitress returns...READY?
Cary puts the menu down..... WE'LL HAVE THE DAFFY DUCK SPECIAL- WELL DONE...COBB SALAD....AND WHAT THE HECK ARE POMME FRITES?
The waitress replies..... ROUND FRENCH FRIES
Cary's meal companion pipes up ...SOUNDS GREAT!!---- I LOVE FRENCH FRIES. I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THEM. SINCE THEIR VERY INCEPTION.
A that moment a man hurries in who looks just like Leonardo DiCaprio. He greets the hostess saying ...HI--I HAVE A RESERVATION...NAME'S CHARLIE HEBDO.
Cary looks at his meal companion with candid sincerity and says....I HATE TO SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE TIN-FOIL HAT PEOPLE..... BUT DOES NOT THE WORLD SEEM TO BE GETTING RIDICULOUSLY MORE STRANGE AROUND US... EACH PASSING DAY?.... I WONDER WHEN THINGS ARE GOING TO GET BACK TO NORMAL.
She takes another sip of wine- and a deep breath.........................WHEN WE WAKE UP.
The supposed "suspected perpetrator" of the hoax Sydney Cafe siege is reported to be ---- An IRANIAN 'LONE WOLF NUT'....LOL....oh yeah!....let's eagerly look forward to other details which are likely to surface, such as
He had died his hair orange
He had Aspergers Syndrome
Was a nephew of Lee Harvey Oswald
Once campaigned for Ron Paul and Ralph Nader
Had PTSD
Listened to Alex Jones
Although Iranian believed in the US constitution and Bill of Rights
Had been a follower of Osama Bin Laden on Twitter till 2011
Was jealous of Dick Cheney's quail hunting skills
Had been a classmate of Adam Kokesh
Tended to spend weekends smoking crack and watching reruns of BREAKING BAD
Was constantly being rejected by women and couldn't get laid
Had a recent model Black Mercedes
Was related to an assistant director of one of the Transformers movies
Did not believe in Climate Change
Once wrote a nasty letter to John McCain
Celebrated for two weeks nonstop when CNN fired Piers Morgan
Used to say Newtown's GENE ROSEN was "the only jew I ever liked"
Ordered his SWAT gear wardrobe, online, legally
Didn't believe in militarization of police and staged the cafe siege to prove it ineffective
Loathed apple pie, motherhood, and Pat Boone
Believed the Illuminati had Killed Michael Jackson
Swore that he saw REAL TEARS on Robby Parker's face
Felt the TV show WEST WING was overly sentimental
Had a T shirt with Mohammed Atta's picture on it
Was an avid reader of LONE WOLF NUT magazine
Had written congress urging an investigation into the crash of Michael Hastings car
Once texted Uger at TYT calling him a bloated self-important opinionated know-nothing fop
Thought Nixon was innocent and the Washington Post had framed him
Considered Michelle Obama to be a shemale
Was adamant in believing Barack Obama was born in Kenya
Used to shout at the screen anytime Donald Trump came on TV - "Cut your hair!"
Believed Dunkin Donuts to be a CIA front company
Was a 3rd cousin of Nancy Lanza
Suspected Dick Morris is secretly in love with Hillary Clinton
Considered Chris Christie guilty of Bridgegate
Believed women who bind their feet to keep them small have the right idea
Had been depressed ever since USA Network cancelled UP ALL NIGHT with Gilbert Gotfried
Could not understand why David Lee Roth failed as Howard Stern's radio replacement
Had an addiction to SNICKERS candy bars and would go into a 4 day rage after eating one
Only had one song on his ipod -- SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL
Once ran a mail order business shipping backpacks to Jihadist teen boys who lived near Boston
Disagreed with that common belief that Rock Hudson had been gay, said he was actually rather dour
Was email buddies with Cliven Bundy
Had assisted with the SONY Hack
Worked part time in London as a video editor for ISIS
Lost emotional control every time someone would mention the phrase CLEANING WOMAN
Was producing a hate film to be called INNOCENCE OF VETERANS WITH GUNS which he hoped would cause global riots at various embassies
Was a contract printer for a company which disseminated truther materials about Chemtrails
Felt White House correspondent Ed Henry is... "pushy"
Insisted Valentines Day was originally on February 13th
Used to go onto long delusional fantasies believing he was former TV hero CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT --and in such states would drink a lot of Ovaltine
Once sent a postcard to Kim Kardashian saying WHY DON'T YOU SMILE, PARIS HILTON SMILES!
Kept in a storage warehouse a 1957 green Edsel which he called POLLY, and had long talks with late into the evenings
Had taught two parakeets to be able to say - IF YOU LIKE YOUR HEALTHCARE POLICY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEALTHCARE POLICY
Considered Mitch McConnell a very dashing man
Believed Barack Obama had ordered a border stand-down in Texas to let a mass of illegals stream in- so as to tilt political voting patterns
Used to have hard boiled eggs for breakfast, without cracking the shell first
After GW Bush guested with Oprah, sent her a note saying HE'S A LIAR
Disagreed with COLUMBUS and firmly believed the world to be FLAT
Had sent over 1,00 handwritten letters to Baskin Robbins saying ISN'T IT TIME TO GO TO 32 FLAVORS?
While an exchange student in high school had lived in Dallas and worked weekends at the Texas School Book Depository, on the 6th floor. And used to carry curtain rods in a bag to work each weekend.
When Lou Dobbs left CNN he called CNN management on the phone and screamed for 20 minutes - YOU'LL REGRET IT
Had a speech impediment and could not pronounce the word TOFFEE
Desired to have a sex change operation and marry David Petraeus
Was zealous in saying the USA's "NASA spaceflight moonwalks" were a hoax because no human could pass thru the Van Allen radiation belt... to get to the moon
One wrote the phrase LAS VEGAS WALMART in the sand at the beach for 6 miles in row
Lived in an apartment which was totally wall-papered in posters saying 'ABOLISH THE US FEDERAL RESERVE, you foolish Americans, its not even part of the federal government for crying out loud'
He considered Dana Carvey the only truthful American Politician
Every year would send a birthday card to Mariah Carey saying -- "You're not gaining weight, you're fine!"
Would get into vicious fights with people over who was a better guitar player, Jimi Hendricks, or Les Paul?
For one entire year lived on on Lipton Cup 'O Soup, Wonder Bread, and Mike and Ike candy
Felt the TV show Seinfeld was actually in fact, a show...about SOMETHING - and that 'something' was "telling jokes while wasting time" - a propaganda preparation for the USA socialist welfare state to come
Used to like to watch the BBC's Graham Norton show while viewing the TV, upside down.
Regularly said if Russel Brand would grow a beard, HE WOULD LOOK AFGHANI
For one full summer in Tehran he drove an ice cream truck for a company called BAD HUMOR - VERY VERY VERY BAD HUMOR
Regularly told people the 4-year-old, ongoing, nuclear radiation leak at Fukushima Japan is... NO BIG DEAL
Loved the films ISHTAR and WATERWORLD
Used to gossip about Angelina Jolie and call her a "Minimally talented spoiled brat"
Constantly said the one film he wished he could forget was.... MEMENTO
MEDIA EVENT: -- Jon Stewart Slams Obama over Gov't-Psychotic, Obsessive, Saturating DOMESTIC SPYING,,and sarcastically notes that despite the malevolence of the NSA illegal spying...the program is more fluid than Obamacare because: 'If You Like Your NSA Spy, You Can Keep Your NSA Spy."
(hilarious clip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oCs4w3vGKI
With her eyes safely shielded by sunglasses, a very covered up Michelle Rodriguez didn't even notice the naked couple playing behind her on the beach in Ibiza the other day.
It appears that the Fox News graphic department doesn't know what their own employees look like.
During a segment reporting that Sarah Palin was undecided on whether or not to jump into the 2012 presidential race, the news channel showed a photo of Tina Fey imitating the former Republican vice presidential candidate in 2008.
In 2009, Fox News management sent out a memo to employees saying that on-screen errors would no longer be tolerated.
"Effective immediately, there is zero tolerance for on-screen errors," the memo said. "Mistakes by any member of the show team that end up on air may result in immediate disciplinary action against those who played significant roles in the 'mistake chain,' and those who supervise them. That may include warning letters to personnel files, suspensions, and other possible actions up to and including termination, and this will all obviously play a role in performance reviews."
Update: Fox News 'regrets' error
"A graphic error was made," David Clark, executive producer of weekend programming for FOX News, told TV Newser.
"The producer has since been disciplined and an explanation and apology will be made in the same hour next Sunday," he added. "Fox News regrets the error."
Watch this video from Fox News' America Election Headquarters, broadcast June 5, 2011.