Will OBAMA be the next American to be noted as "ISIS Radicalized?"
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SATIRICAL PARODY from reader contribution, Posted in Humor
(SATIRICAL NEWS PARODY)--- According to "threat profiling" criteria...BARACK OBAMA is ACUTELY LIKELY to suddenly and unexpectedly turn into an ISIS radical. The factors which contribute to this danger are in his background, his personality and his lifestyle.
OBAMA shows obvious and recurrent signs of subconsciously loathing America and seeking to transform it into a Muslim Brotherhood dominated "Sharia / communist" state. His avid hiring of Muslim Staffers and consultants, and his being controlled for the CIA by in-house Iranian -Valerie Jarrett-- make his thoughts "too close for comfort" in the direction of Islamic radicalization every day. After all, according to the US government, IRAN is the biggest sponsor of terrorism in the world, and OBAMA'S "handler" inside the White House is IRANIAN, Valerie Jarrett.
OBAMA reportedly has many times made remarks indicating jealousy of Dick Cheney's wild quail hunting trips. Is that a red flag?
Further analysis shows that Barry's VAST MULTIPLICITY of identity neuroses over being --biracial, a frustrated basketball wanna be, being a closet homosexual, and having an actual shemale for a "wife" -intensify his emotional suppressiveness... rather than allow therapy-susceptible willingness to arise. Suppressed neuroses mean hidden loneliness. And hidden loneliness is the friend of ISIS recruiters. Everybody knows that. What lonely American hasn't ALREADY been approached by an ISIS recruiter from the CIA?
Barry's vanity pushes him toward the idea of being a first at many things and he's often been heard saying- NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEFORE JOINED ISIS. THAT WOULD BE A FIRST.
Profilers have already sent a memo out urging all WH staff to avoid using the phrases ... CLEANING WOMAN... WHO'S ON FIRST ... or TWO TENS FOR A FIVE
One might think the nation is safe from him suddenly flipping to mental alignment with ISIS because he has Secret Service around him all day. But reflect for a moment, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THE SECRET SERVICE SCREWED up and allowed the fences to be jumped lately? The hooker-loving Secret Service just doesn't seem like the net you want to rely on to keep a possible radical in check. Eh?
Hmmmm....
Maybe the best thing is just keep him playing golf all day....
ALL day.....Every day.