What's next? What's Trump gonna say next?
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REAL NEWS
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/trumps-oval-office-chart-charade-cant-hide-truth-economy-rcna223919
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/breaking-trump-announces-new-bureau-labor-statistics-commissioner/
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REAL INFO
Care to know how SOPHISTICATED sexual blackmail operates? The key word is "sophisticated". You can be sure Mossad/Maxwell/Epstein was a very sophisticated operation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGD0I8CBRk
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SATIRICAL FAKE PARODY
Latest Trump event of facing the press...
Trump going off the cuff:
(avatar Trump) Look, it's very difficult to speak about this Epstein obsession the country has at the moment because I don't want to be too insulting. However, I must remark, it's a really a desecration of unenlightened obsession. And it's being suckered by a hoax. What do I mean by saying it's a Democrat hoax? All right, all right, you've forced me to be more detailed, so I will be. Jeffrey Epstein had a problem with trafficking. He constantly disobeyed walk/don't walk signs, and after doing it many times, he finally went to jail. Listen, folks, those lighted signs are at intersections for a reason. You have to be respectful. If you mess with normal trafficking, there will be a lot more car accidents. Jeffery was, shall we say, immature about trafficking. I know so many of you have been asking for clarification on this. I get so many letters saying, "Mister President, Donald, sir, what is all this talk about trafficking?" And it really comes down to good upbringing. You've got to cross at the green and not in between. Now as for this gossip that he liked girls. Well, he did. I saw him with girls. He liked them. Who doesn't like girls? Girls are good for the economy. They buy things. They buy a lot more things than men. Men tend to buy more expensive things like cars and yachts. And bearer bonds. But sometimes girls get into buying expensive things too. Like expensive divorce lawyers. Anyway, back to the Epstein gossip. So, what did the Democrats do under Obama and Biden? They made things up; they just made things up. And when I was out of office and could not look over their shoulder, they put made-up things into the files on Jeffrey Epstein. What kind of things? Well, for one, they put my name all over the place: Trump, Trump, Trump. Just all over the place. Why? To make it seem like I don't obey the traffic signals. Come on, you know me better than that. I don't need to disobey the traffic lights. Hey, I'm wealthy, and at times I'm president. I have jets and helicopters. Why should I run across a vehicular intersection? Makes no sense. So when you see that in the Epstein files, you know it's a hoax. As for Ghislaine Maxwell, I really don't know very much about her. And I never spent any time with her in a changing room at a major department store. Anyone who claims that I did? Another hoax. The thing is, who was her father? Wasn't he the guy that created Maxwell House coffee? It's darn good coffee. What do they say? Good to the last drop. You can take a bunch of Maxwell's piping hot drops-- and every one of them is good. Good drops. As for pardon. I mean, I can let her off if I want to. It's my choice. My second term, my choice. Women like to praise choices. I have to have choice. I can choose. I can be choosey. But here's the thing: what is she in jail for? Trafficking/crossing against the green? I mean, how much time in jail do you need to do before you get the message? Not in between. Just at the green. I mean, now's not really the time to be discussing this, but I've already given her summer camp in Texas and wished her well. Can I do more? I can if I want to. I'm not sure. I just have to say for the moment, it's awfully good coffee. Have you had it? It's good. I mean, we could bring out a cup for everyone in this room if you doubt me. I could have Pam and JD get some trays. But trust me, that Maxwell stuff. A good cup of java. I don't say "cup of Joe" anymore because of, well, Joe Scarborough. He used to like me. Now he's jealous and makes up things. So sad. And his wife, she looks like a clothing store mannequin at age 65. And her father was a big chess player. So sad, she let herself go. And then she married Joe. Pathetic. But like I say, the Maxwell brand is good in the morning. will give you a jolt any day of the week. Get you out of your seat and into the daily traffic. No pun intended.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell_House#/media/File:Maxwell_house_coffee_newspaper_ad_1921.jpg
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